Okay, so I was working at my trusty word processor for a couple of hours, and, instead of doing what I sat down to do, I wrote this awesome fan fic. It seemed a service to AP to upload, so here it is. I thought I might be convenient to post each part of it in the same first post, inside spoiler tags, so that it's easier to see comments and you don't have to click through dozens of pages of adoring fans to read the second part. Let me know if this is a bad idea.
Without further ado, I present: Avatar: The Legend of Bender
P.S.; Feel free to comment.