Random and funny Haikus

by **Tobias** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:36 pm

Post random, funny, or stupid haikus here!
I'll go first
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator 8-)

by **Tera253** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:42 am

Tera is my name.
with this spam, I do declare...
This is a haiku.

~Iroh~

by **Tobias** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:18 pm

Nice one
I climbed(climbed is one silyble) a tall tree
Then Humpty Dumpty pushed(Pushed is one silyble) me
And now I am dead :evil:

by **Tera253** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:44 am

o.o

that is strange, my friend
since two-five-sev'n-five is wrong
so it's no haiku.

~Toph~

by **Count of Monte Fisto** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:18 am

"Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah Autumn" -Crow

by **Raava** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:43 pm

Lol, random.
That's too much of the same word
Does it even count?

by **Raava** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:44 pm

Where is everyone?
I feel like such a noob now.
Did I kill this thread?

by **Count of Monte Fisto** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:44 am

Argh, you murderer,
You just might have destroyed it,
hmm, I suppose not,

by **Tera253** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:53 am

I've got my own doubts
this thread isn't gonna die...
it just needs some time.

~Ty Lee~

by **Count of Monte Fisto** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:56 am

Just the fact you're here,
Means this thread does have some life,
Attempted Murder?

by **Tobias** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:44 am

You didn't kill it
But you almost did windance
So you will drop dead

by **Raava** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:41 am

Bro, I will not die.
I will roundhouse kick you dude.
Like chuck norris, n00b.

by **violetconflagration** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:06 am

Or Patrick Swayze
In "roadhouse", as shown by
ol' Peter Griffin.

by **Raava** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:41 am

OMG people
This finally came to life!
It's been a long time.

by **violetconflagration** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:42 am

And why would it not?
It's very entertaining.
Haikus are so fun!