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Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tobias » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:36 pm

Post random, funny, or stupid haikus here!
I'll go first
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator 8-)
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tera253 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:42 am

Tera is my name.
with this spam, I do declare...
This is a haiku.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tobias » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:18 pm

Nice one
I climbed(climbed is one silyble) a tall tree
Then Humpty Dumpty pushed(Pushed is one silyble) me
And now I am dead :evil:
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tera253 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:44 am

o.o

that is strange, my friend
since two-five-sev'n-five is wrong
so it's no haiku.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Count of Monte Fisto » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:18 am

"Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah Autumn" -Crow
One miserable little secret, Ah.
Two miserable little secrets, Ah Ah.
A miserable little pile of secrets, Ah Ah Ah.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Raava » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:43 pm

Lol, random.
That's too much of the same word
Does it even count?
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a thousand Red Giant stars, cause everyone knows they're the fuel source for 48% of all Redwhoopass
20% comes from the drugs and voodoo
10% from Pentagrams destroyed by robot unicorns
another 20% comes from Red's natural powers and the wookie side of the family
and the last 2% is undeterminable, but we suspect it comes from being a chat mod
Marshmallow peep souls increase Redwhoopass strength. They are an amplifier or catalyst [/Pleh]
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Somewhere over the rainbow,
Red is high
And the tulips that you tripped in
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue smurfs fly
And the trips that you tripped in
Trips really do come soon* Sooo oooo oon!

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Wake up where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops that’s where you’ll ***** me oh

Somewhere o-[/watermelon], bluebirds fly
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?

Well I see Tevs of green and
Red wookies too,
Headshots of boom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Well I see fonts of blue and I see noobs use white
And the brightness of pink
I like to sneeze and I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky
Are also on the profiles of people passing by
I see friends facing palms,
Saying, “How stupid are you?”
They’re really saying, I…I love you
I hear anons cry and I watch them join,
They’ll become new members,
New ships to be coined.
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Log in where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney that’s where you’ll ***** me
Oh, Somewhere over the rainbow, Red is high
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Raava » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:44 pm

Where is everyone?
I feel like such a noob now.
Did I kill this thread?
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The SOURCE of Redwhoopass~
a thousand Red Giant stars, cause everyone knows they're the fuel source for 48% of all Redwhoopass
20% comes from the drugs and voodoo
10% from Pentagrams destroyed by robot unicorns
another 20% comes from Red's natural powers and the wookie side of the family
and the last 2% is undeterminable, but we suspect it comes from being a chat mod
Marshmallow peep souls increase Redwhoopass strength. They are an amplifier or catalyst [/Pleh]
StashinGremlins wrote:I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Red is high
And the tulips that you tripped in
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue smurfs fly
And the trips that you tripped in
Trips really do come soon* Sooo oooo oon!

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Wake up where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops that’s where you’ll ***** me oh

Somewhere o-[/watermelon], bluebirds fly
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?

Well I see Tevs of green and
Red wookies too,
Headshots of boom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Well I see fonts of blue and I see noobs use white
And the brightness of pink
I like to sneeze and I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky
Are also on the profiles of people passing by
I see friends facing palms,
Saying, “How stupid are you?”
They’re really saying, I…I love you
I hear anons cry and I watch them join,
They’ll become new members,
New ships to be coined.
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Log in where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney that’s where you’ll ***** me
Oh, Somewhere over the rainbow, Red is high
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Count of Monte Fisto » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:44 am

Argh, you murderer,
You just might have destroyed it,
hmm, I suppose not,
One miserable little secret, Ah.
Two miserable little secrets, Ah Ah.
A miserable little pile of secrets, Ah Ah Ah.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tera253 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:53 am

I've got my own doubts
this thread isn't gonna die...
it just needs some time.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Count of Monte Fisto » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:56 am

Just the fact you're here,
Means this thread does have some life,
Attempted Murder?
One miserable little secret, Ah.
Two miserable little secrets, Ah Ah.
A miserable little pile of secrets, Ah Ah Ah.

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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Tobias » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:44 am

You didn't kill it
But you almost did windance
So you will drop dead
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Raava » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:41 am

Bro, I will not die.
I will roundhouse kick you dude.
Like chuck norris, n00b.
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The SOURCE of Redwhoopass~
a thousand Red Giant stars, cause everyone knows they're the fuel source for 48% of all Redwhoopass
20% comes from the drugs and voodoo
10% from Pentagrams destroyed by robot unicorns
another 20% comes from Red's natural powers and the wookie side of the family
and the last 2% is undeterminable, but we suspect it comes from being a chat mod
Marshmallow peep souls increase Redwhoopass strength. They are an amplifier or catalyst [/Pleh]
StashinGremlins wrote:I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Red is high
And the tulips that you tripped in
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue smurfs fly
And the trips that you tripped in
Trips really do come soon* Sooo oooo oon!

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Wake up where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops that’s where you’ll ***** me oh

Somewhere o-[/watermelon], bluebirds fly
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?

Well I see Tevs of green and
Red wookies too,
Headshots of boom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Well I see fonts of blue and I see noobs use white
And the brightness of pink
I like to sneeze and I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky
Are also on the profiles of people passing by
I see friends facing palms,
Saying, “How stupid are you?”
They’re really saying, I…I love you
I hear anons cry and I watch them join,
They’ll become new members,
New ships to be coined.
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Log in where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney that’s where you’ll ***** me
Oh, Somewhere over the rainbow, Red is high
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby violetconflagration » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:06 am

Or Patrick Swayze
In "roadhouse", as shown by
ol' Peter Griffin.
You look so tiny down there. Like a little, mean, peppershaker.
mehe robot chicken :]
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby Raava » Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:41 am

OMG people
This finally came to life!
It's been a long time.
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The SOURCE of Redwhoopass~
a thousand Red Giant stars, cause everyone knows they're the fuel source for 48% of all Redwhoopass
20% comes from the drugs and voodoo
10% from Pentagrams destroyed by robot unicorns
another 20% comes from Red's natural powers and the wookie side of the family
and the last 2% is undeterminable, but we suspect it comes from being a chat mod
Marshmallow peep souls increase Redwhoopass strength. They are an amplifier or catalyst [/Pleh]
StashinGremlins wrote:I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Somewhere over the rainbow,
Red is high
And the tulips that you tripped in
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue smurfs fly
And the trips that you tripped in
Trips really do come soon* Sooo oooo oon!

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Wake up where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops that’s where you’ll ***** me oh

Somewhere o-[/watermelon], bluebirds fly
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?

Well I see Tevs of green and
Red wookies too,
Headshots of boom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Well I see fonts of blue and I see noobs use white
And the brightness of pink
I like to sneeze and I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky
Are also on the profiles of people passing by
I see friends facing palms,
Saying, “How stupid are you?”
They’re really saying, I…I love you
I hear anons cry and I watch them join,
They’ll become new members,
New ships to be coined.
And I think to myself
What a wonderful Chat

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
Log in where the anons are far behind me
Where Anons melt like lemon drops
High above the chimney that’s where you’ll ***** me
Oh, Somewhere over the rainbow, Red is high
And the trip that you dare to, why, oh why can’t I?
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Re: Random and funny Haikus

Postby violetconflagration » Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:42 am

And why would it not?
It's very entertaining.
Haikus are so fun!
You look so tiny down there. Like a little, mean, peppershaker.
mehe robot chicken :]
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